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Wednesday 28 August 2013

Is it like licking a goat?

Hello there one and all.

Today's blog is not about a recipe but about a little shop called CHEESE WORKS in Cheltenham.

This shop is amazing. It is a cheese lovers paradise. Full of cheesy wonders, cured meats, bread, olives, wine, chutneys, oils and............... staff who may or may not be slightly terrified of me?????????????




Check out the website http://thecheeseworks.co.uk/

As a leaving Glasgow gift my buddies Pauline and Debbie bought me a £60 voucher for Cheese Works.
That's right. £60!
WOW. My girls know I like my cheese.

Maybe I'm a little bit like Wallace as in Wallace and Gromit?

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese Gromit.

Well, I clutched my vouchers and ran to the shop.
I was a bit over excited about the prospect of all the cheese.
I went in and stood wild eyed for about 20 seconds.
Just long enough I think to make the guys behind the counter think I was slightly unhinged (I am).

The girl made a run for it so it was left to the unlucky handsome young lad to serve me. Mwaaaah ha haaaa.

Well I had no idea what I wanted but "said" unlucky lad was very helpful and went through everything with me.
Damn that boy knew his cheeses.

Here's what I got



Look at the Brie, just LOOK at it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

And this was the end result which I shared with Holley. Classy eh?You know it.


Well, I had my last cheese to pick and thought that I quite fancied a goats cheese.
Now I can't remember exactly what I got but the lad suggested one to me but said " If you like it quite goaty, then you'll like this".

My reply? 
I leaned in slowly and asked in my best M&S voice "Is it like licking a goat?" 
After which I flashed him a maniacal smile with raised eyebrows.

He laughed nervously. But didn't answer.

I came back a few weeks later waving more vouchers about and shouted "I'm back". The guy scarpered this time and the girl was left to serve me. She was really nice.

Oh how I  do like to like to make young handsome lads feel uncomfortable.

And I still have some vouchers left. Mwah hahahahahahahahaha!

I have a whole other story about trying to chat up a guy when I worked at the cake shop while wearing  a hair net and pretending I was a Latino inmate at San Quentin trying to sell him some smokes.
I know, I'm a classy burd.

This how I pictured myself in the above scene






The reality of what I probably looked like.
So I am officially a  Goat whore

Here's a video by Goatwhore. Enjoy.




And if you live in Cheltenham or surrounding area, please visit Cheese works. You won't be disappointed.

Tell them I sent ya!