Don't read any further.
And also............... BITE ME!
There's no such thing as "I'm not drinking this month" in the language of a Glaswegian.
Heresy I say, Heresy.
Unless of course you are a recovering alcoholic. Then fair play to ye.
So cocktail Monday has returned with a cheeky little recipe involving the nemesis of all civilized nights out.
JAGERMEISTER!
Ah, Jagermeister. That marvelous little gleaming black shot.
"'I'll just have the one, y'know. To get me in the party mood".
8 shots later and you've got your knickers on your head, you've made best pals with a bunch of Hell's Angels, you've got someone's house plant in your pocket and your dancing like Prince in the middle of the street.
Not speaking from experience or anything.
I've named this cocktail after the band Black Breath. They are from Seattle (my spiritual home) and sound "Entombedy". That's a new adjective I made up.
They also seem to have resurrected Cliff Burton from the dead. Oh I'm sorry, are you too young to know who that is??????????
I'm going to do this cocktail recipe in picture form because after a few you won't be able to read anymore.
Disclaimer
Appetite of Destruction takes no responsibility for any damage, criminal activity or loss of limbs due to drinking this cocktail.
Black Breath
You will need
One large glass.
Lots of ice. Polar bear optional.
25ml shot black vodka. Preferably the above brand.
25ml Jagermeister
Half a bottle of alcoholic ginger beer.
100ml Apple juice
Cocktail umbrella
Enjoy responsibly. Please.
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