Hallo one and all.
After being MIA for nearly two months now from lack of Internet connection I am back in action.
Hurrah!
I've been on the verge of tears from going blog cold turkey.
Well, lots of stuff has happened while I have been away. I have moved into a new abode with my buddy Pauline, who has the hard task of having to eat all my blog food experiments (poor girl). I went to the Hammerfest metal music festival down in Wales which was Metaltastic. I met Krusher from Raw Power/ Noisy Mothers (nice man). Been to a few gigs, made a King Kong cake with Lisa at work and bought nice curtains from Ikea.
So I've been saving up all my blogs and writing them all down on my wee pad. Yes! I write them down with a pen onto paper. I'm old school.
So let's start off easy with a wee cocktail first.
I call this one The Fighter Plane
Well, story goes, I was at the Malevolent Creation gig and went to the bar to get me and my sister a cheeky wee Jagermister. They didn't have any but the guy gave me Meeser Smitt instead? It was kinda like Jagermister but sweeter and easier to drink. Anyway, a guy started chatting to me at the bar and told me that it was a type of fighter plane. I said "You're talking bullshit. I'm gonna ask my sister's boyfriend what it means cos he's German, but fair play to you for coming up with a good chat up line".
I checked Google. It is a type fighter plane.
Now I feel like a dick!
The Fighter Plane
Take one shot of Meeser Smitt and a dash of humble pie and drink with foot in mouth.
My apologies well knowledgeable metal guy.
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